"better get off Tumblr now"
"but wait what is that?!"
so accurate it hurts
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing
The guy who has no idea how brooms work:
This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:
This guy who has no control over his arm movements:
1. he’s practicing for his sweeping exam
2. clearly the force extended his kick
3. that dude is clearly practicing his sweet futuristic dance moves for when he goes out with his girl
i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg
you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?
you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by